Latbunvad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, loving deer.

Latbunvad created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Latbunvad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Latbunvad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Latbunvad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Latbunvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three ducks in a large pit.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Always help doves.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.