Mifkadvid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, boastful hare.

Mifkadvid created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifkadvid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifkadvid, he will turn you into a rock.

Mifkadvid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mifkadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Worship no other gods but Mifkadvid.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.