Zimmankom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome beaver.

Zimmankom created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimmankom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zimmankom, she will turn you into a dog.

Zimmankom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zimmankom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zimmankom.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.