Dubvonkrag is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, omnipotent
dugong.
Dubvonkrag created time and space seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dubvonkrag, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Dubvonkrag, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Dubvonkrag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Dubvonkrag's Holy Commandments1. Never leap near foxes.
2. Hide if four eagles approach from the west.
3. Dubvonkrag loves horses, so they must be honoured.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never look in ponds.