Rapnuttof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate dingo.

Rapnuttof created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Rapnuttof, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rapnuttof, she will turn you into a hamster.

Rapnuttof's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rapnuttof's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near monkeys.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Rapnuttof in the centre of the settlement.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Rapnuttof.

5. Never go into red rooms.
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