Gunmipyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, kind wyvern.

Gunmipyatt created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunmipyatt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gunmipyatt, it will turn you into a worm.

Gunmipyatt's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gunmipyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Gunmipyatt loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never paint your legs blue.