Gunstigrow Farnfemcub Sitcutboprakfarcar is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able warg.

Gunstigrow Farnfemcub Sitcutboprakfarcar created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunstigrow Farnfemcub Sitcutboprakfarcar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gunstigrow Farnfemcub Sitcutboprakfarcar, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gunstigrow Farnfemcub Sitcutboprakfarcar's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gunstigrow Farnfemcub Sitcutboprakfarcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gunstigrow Farnfemcub Sitcutboprakfarcar on top of all buildings.

5. Always obey Gunstigrow Farnfemcub Sitcutboprakfarcar's priests.