Jadbonkdud is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever cobra.

Jadbonkdud created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadbonkdud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jadbonkdud, he will be very sad.

Jadbonkdud's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jadbonkdud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three copper sculptures of Jadbonkdud on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not hurt foxes.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.