Minhithas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, generous armadillo.

Minhithas created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Minhithas, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Minhithas, it will be mildly annoyed.

Minhithas' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Minhithas' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not eat grapes.