Stigbapnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying hyena.

Stigbapnurt created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbapnurt, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stigbapnurt, it will turn you into a frog.

Stigbapnurt's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Stigbapnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Stigbapnurt on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near seals while wearing purple tights and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your back.