Budwodhun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered seal.

Budwodhun created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Budwodhun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Budwodhun, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Budwodhun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Budwodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Budwodhun on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed lots of grapes to sheep while wearing gray stockings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Do not chop down trees.