Sassidpon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, contented unicorn.

Sassidpon created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sassidpon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sassidpon, he will cry a lot.

Sassidpon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sassidpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sassidpon.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Sassidpon's name in vain.

5. Always take life seriously.