Fosstarppit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, kind tapir.

Fosstarppit created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosstarppit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fosstarppit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fosstarppit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fosstarppit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing white jumpers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.