Budtailbellhad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome coyote.

Budtailbellhad created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Budtailbellhad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budtailbellhad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Budtailbellhad's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Budtailbellhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never feed rice to tortoises while wearing blue tights.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near ants while wearing gray trousers.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.