Bidtikzod is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful mole.

Bidtikzod created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidtikzod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bidtikzod, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bidtikzod's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bidtikzod's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bidtikzod.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Fast once a month.