Rotkadfud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, wise narwhal.

Rotkadfud created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotkadfud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rotkadfud, it will curse you with boils.

Rotkadfud's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rotkadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.