Yiktanyart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty jaguar.

Yiktanyart created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiktanyart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yiktanyart, it will turn you into a rat.

Yiktanyart's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yiktanyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near pigs.

2. Retreat if five sheep approach from the west.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.