Dapcissnell Karcapflig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional penguin.

Dapcissnell Karcapflig created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Dapcissnell Karcapflig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dapcissnell Karcapflig, it will turn you into a duck.

Dapcissnell Karcapflig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dapcissnell Karcapflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapcissnell Karcapflig.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. You must love Dapcissnell Karcapflig.