Babquamjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident yak.

Babquamjarn created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babquamjarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babquamjarn, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Babquamjarn's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Babquamjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Babquamjarn on top of important buildings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not speak about limes.