Donflamyik is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid eagle.

Donflamyik created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donflamyik, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Donflamyik, she will try to impress you with trees.

Donflamyik's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Donflamyik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine great tits approach from the north.

2. Donflamyik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect your elders.