Quill is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart octopus.

Quill created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quill, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quill, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quill's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Quill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Hide if three hamsters approach from the south.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Never leap near moths.