Ratyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, blissful snail.

Ratyatt created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratyatt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ratyatt, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ratyatt's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ratyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Put Ratyatt first in all things.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.