Somlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless shark.

Somlarp created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somlarp, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Somlarp, it will jump up and down on your head.

Somlarp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Somlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Somlarp.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.