Faddotbast is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, two-faced deer.

Faddotbast created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Faddotbast, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Faddotbast, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Faddotbast's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Faddotbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Retreat if seven seals approach from the west.

5. Put Faddotbast first in all things.