Hotmat Fligcapstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying rhinoceros.

Hotmat Fligcapstrag created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotmat Fligcapstrag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hotmat Fligcapstrag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hotmat Fligcapstrag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hotmat Fligcapstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near aardvarks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hotmat Fligcapstrag on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not cook food in pots.