Zigflowlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, contented gerbil.

Zigflowlarg created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigflowlarg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zigflowlarg, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zigflowlarg's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Zigflowlarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zigflowlarg eight times a day.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing blue rings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about nebulae.