Nilhabparkbodnar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented slug.

Nilhabparkbodnar created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilhabparkbodnar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nilhabparkbodnar, it will strike you with lightening.

Nilhabparkbodnar's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nilhabparkbodnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nilhabparkbodnar's priests.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. You must pray to Nilhabparkbodnar seven times a day.