Quagtaghom is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous
parrot.
Quagtaghom created vertebrates two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quagtaghom, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Quagtaghom, she will turn you into a plant.
Quagtaghom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Quagtaghom's Holy Commandments1. Quagtaghom loves mice, so they must be respected.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.