Nellitgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthinking tapir.

Nellitgeb created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Nellitgeb, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nellitgeb, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nellitgeb's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nellitgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Do not take Nellitgeb's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near nematodes while wearing white kilts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your feet.