Flamlibgid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind chicken.

Flamlibgid created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamlibgid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flamlibgid, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flamlibgid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flamlibgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never eat tomatoes.