Shavgadkab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful dove.

Shavgadkab created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavgadkab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Shavgadkab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Shavgadkab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Shavgadkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear orange trousers.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at moons.