Higdossxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful penguin.

Higdossxuck created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higdossxuck, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Higdossxuck, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Higdossxuck's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Higdossxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if nine eagles approach from the east.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.