Latnabbamcitnill is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty fox.

Latnabbamcitnill created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Latnabbamcitnill, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Latnabbamcitnill, it will throw large rocks at you.

Latnabbamcitnill's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Latnabbamcitnill's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Never sit in the presence of bats.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.