Bodnakgon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest rhinoceros.

Bodnakgon created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnakgon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodnakgon, she will turn you into a goat.

Bodnakgon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bodnakgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Never feed lots of turnips to sheep while wearing red corsets.

3. Never wear turquoise dresses.

4. Never talk about gravity near doves while wearing mauve rings and balancing four silver spheres on your face.

5. Never mention whales.