Hugdavbus is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciful hummingbird.

Hugdavbus created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugdavbus, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hugdavbus, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hugdavbus' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hugdavbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

5. Never think about gravity near goats while wearing purple shorts and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.