Mifwanven is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic
gerbil.
Mifwanven created humanity three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mifwanven, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Mifwanven, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Mifwanven's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Mifwanven's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing purple hats and balancing nine silver spheres on your hands.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Mifwanven in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never wear coats.