Basslopceb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless eagle.

Basslopceb created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Basslopceb, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Basslopceb, it will make you grow a tail.

Basslopceb's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Basslopceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never paint your hands orange.