Flagcun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, overgenerous scorpion.

Flagcun created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flagcun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagcun, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flagcun's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flagcun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must love Flagcun.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not run in public.