Tintimjat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise armadillo.

Tintimjat created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tintimjat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tintimjat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tintimjat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tintimjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Tintimjat loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about optics near seals while wearing blue shoes and balancing seven silicon spheres on your neck.