Dossbissboss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, quiet bat.

Dossbissboss created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbissboss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dossbissboss, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dossbissboss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dossbissboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Dossbissboss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never mention capybaras.