Sinflatbell Vinmanster is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, pitiless centaur.

Sinflatbell Vinmanster created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinflatbell Vinmanster, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sinflatbell Vinmanster, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sinflatbell Vinmanster's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sinflatbell Vinmanster's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing green ear rings and balancing five titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.