Zimhotdab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful clam.

Zimhotdab created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimhotdab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zimhotdab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zimhotdab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zimhotdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must love Zimhotdab.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat green fruit.