Bogpodpagmonfebwadneg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous squirrel.

Bogpodpagmonfebwadneg created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpodpagmonfebwadneg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogpodpagmonfebwadneg, it will not care.

Bogpodpagmonfebwadneg's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bogpodpagmonfebwadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Bogpodpagmonfebwadneg loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogpodpagmonfebwadneg.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.