Cemmifbim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, intelligent hyena.

Cemmifbim created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemmifbim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cemmifbim, he will turn you into a rat.

Cemmifbim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cemmifbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Hide if nine moths approach from the west.
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