Mipnilloop is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful monkey.

Mipnilloop created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipnilloop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mipnilloop, he will come to you in dreams.

Mipnilloop's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mipnilloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never eat green fruit.