Bodfedfut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental sheep.

Bodfedfut created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodfedfut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bodfedfut, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bodfedfut's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bodfedfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Bodfedfut loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never paint your feet black.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Bodfedfut in the centre of the settlement.