Gildudlat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring cobra.

Gildudlat created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gildudlat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gildudlat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gildudlat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gildudlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never talk about spacetime near grasshopers while wearing brown shorts and balancing five silver spheres on your feet.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.