Damladlitmum Narlcabyatfligkipfednuttbop Dudtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-confident alligator.

Damladlitmum Narlcabyatfligkipfednuttbop Dudtaf created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damladlitmum Narlcabyatfligkipfednuttbop Dudtaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Damladlitmum Narlcabyatfligkipfednuttbop Dudtaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Damladlitmum Narlcabyatfligkipfednuttbop Dudtaf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Damladlitmum Narlcabyatfligkipfednuttbop Dudtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Damladlitmum Narlcabyatfligkipfednuttbop Dudtaf on top of all buildings.

4. Never jump near sheep.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.