Artyikpit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, able raven.

Artyikpit created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artyikpit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Artyikpit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Artyikpit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Artyikpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Artyikpit loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.