Nelcuddapboptofrigjanweg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil camel.

Nelcuddapboptofrigjanweg created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelcuddapboptofrigjanweg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nelcuddapboptofrigjanweg, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nelcuddapboptofrigjanweg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nelcuddapboptofrigjanweg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never wear indigo tights.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nelcuddapboptofrigjanweg.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.